This is a great post I found on Theonering.net. It summarises all the major discussion points taking place on the forums right now in a very creative way (in the form of one of the songs sung by the dwarves in Tolkien's novel)


O! What are you doing,
And where are you going?
Auditions need viewing!
M-G-M is owing!
O! tra-la-la lally
There's no time to dally!

O! The fans are all freaking,
Why the length it is taking?
No info is leaking,
To know what you're making!
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
3-D? by golly,
ha! ha!

O! Where are you going
With interviews all a-nagging?
No knowing, no knowing
Who'll be Mister Baggins,
Or Balin and Dwalin
still no time to dally
I croon
ha! ha!

O! Will you be saying,
or will you be shying?
No interest is straying!
The rumors are flying!
To shy would be folly,
To say would be jolly
So listen and hark
It is time to embark
please film soon
ha! ha.

posted by Pipe Dream on March 7, 2010 at 2:22pm